I’ve witnessed two celebrity sightings in my life.
The first was in New York City. I was on a college networking/sightseeing trip. We were in the Garment District (maybe). All of a sudden a limo pulled up beside us, there was a flash of lights, and that guy who held the umbrella for
Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy, Sean Combs walked by.
We walk in and wouldn’t you know, there’s Dave Fricking Eggers standing behind the counter! I was too dumbstruck to do or say anything cool so I shuffled through some pamphlets by the door and immediately left.
Smooth. Real smooth.